Futurism: “Needless to say, that’s wildly inappropriate and unacceptable. As 404 Media reports, Stone has now resigned from his position after a damning letter aired the allegations, which involved — apologies in advance — a phallic asteroid used as a sexual implement, like some sort of grotesque riff on a Chuck Tingle book.
According to a letter sent by Texas’ first assistant attorney general Brent Webster, Stone — who had at the time taken a leave of absence to defend Texas attorney general Ken Paxton in his impeachment trial — joked during a 2023 lunching with other government employees about a “disturbing sexual fantasy” that involved a “cylindrical asteroid.” During the debacle, Stone described using said asteroid to sexually assault Webster while his wife and children watched.”