{"id":147583,"date":"2025-06-03T18:40:27","date_gmt":"2025-06-03T18:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yellowdogwire.com\/?p=147583"},"modified":"2025-06-03T18:40:30","modified_gmt":"2025-06-03T18:40:30","slug":"texas-solicitor-general-resigns-after-sharing-bizarre-fantasy-about-an-asteroid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yellowdogwire.com\/?p=147583","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Texas Solicitor General Resigns After Sharing Bizarre Fantasy About An Asteroid&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/futurism.com\/texas-politician-resigns-asteroid\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Futurism<\/a>: &#8220;Needless to say, that&#8217;s wildly inappropriate and unacceptable.\u00a0As\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.404media.co\/texas-solicitor-general-judd-stone-resigned\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>404 Media<\/em>\u00a0reports<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/archive.is\/zd9pk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">,<\/a>\u00a0Stone\u00a0has now resigned from his position after a damning letter aired the allegations, which involved \u2014 apologies in advance \u2014 a phallic asteroid used as a sexual implement, like some sort of grotesque riff on a\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/futurism.com\/chuck-tingle-jersey-drones\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chuck Tingle book<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">According to a\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.documentcloud.org\/documents\/25955595-1-5\/?ref=404media.co&amp;mode=document\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">letter<\/a>\u00a0sent by Texas&#8217; first assistant attorney general Brent Webster, Stone \u2014 who had at the time taken a leave of absence to\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.texastribune.org\/2023\/10\/19\/texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton-judd-stone-chris-hilton\/?ref=404media.co\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">defend Texas attorney general Ken Paxton in his impeachment trial<\/a>\u00a0\u2014 joked during a 2023 lunching with\u00a0other government employees about a &#8220;disturbing sexual fantasy&#8221; that involved a &#8220;cylindrical asteroid.&#8221; During the debacle, Stone described\u00a0using said asteroid to sexually assault Webster while his wife and children watched.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Futurism: &#8220;Needless to say, that&#8217;s wildly inappropriate and unacceptable.\u00a0As\u00a0404 Media\u00a0reports,\u00a0Stone\u00a0has now resigned from his position after a damning letter aired the allegations, which involved \u2014 apologies in advance \u2014 a phallic asteroid used as a sexual implement, like some sort of grotesque riff on a\u00a0Chuck Tingle book. According to a\u00a0letter\u00a0sent by Texas&#8217; first assistant attorney&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-newsstory"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yellowdogwire.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yellowdogwire.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yellowdogwire.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yellowdogwire.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yellowdogwire.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=147583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yellowdogwire.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":147584,"href":"https:\/\/yellowdogwire.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147583\/revisions\/147584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yellowdogwire.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=147583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yellowdogwire.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=147583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yellowdogwire.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=147583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}